Current mood:	cold
Entry tags:	*fic, character: james potter, character: madam rosmerta, character: sirius black, community: rarepair_shorts, fandom: harry potter, genre: humor, rating: pg-13, ship: sirius/rosmerta

Peeping Padfoot
Title: Peeping Padfoot
Pairing: Sirius/Rosmerta for rarepair_shorts
Prompt: window in the wall
Rating: PG13-ish
Word Count: 202
Summary: A conversation between James and Sirius, (in which boys will be boys).
Author's Notes: More silliness. Sirius is pervy.
Link to Prompt Table: Accio!

Peeping Padfoot

“Blimey, Padfoot, you’re bleeding!”

“I’m always bleeding, you daft git. S’what I was made to do.”

“Well, yeah, but—oi! You’re dripping on my pillow!”

“I’ll ooze on your homework, then.”

“Excellent plan, that.”

“I find that all of my plans are quite excellent, actually—ow!”

“ʽCept this one, obviously. I dunno whether to be upset or glad that I didn’t get to take any part in it.”

“Wasn’t worth the trouble, really—”

“Liar.”

“What of it?”

“What did you do?”

“Tried to have a look at Rosmerta Doyle in the bath.”

“Cor! The seventh year?”

“ʽCourse. No other Rosmerta Doyles round, are there?”

“So I gather it didn’t go well?”

“How d’you reckon that, Detective Prongs?”

“Stuff it—what happened? See anything good?”

“An eyeful of good, actually, and a couple o’ handfuls—did you know, the girls’ bathroom’s actually got a window right in the wall? Right there. A window, for everyone to look into.”

“Ingenious—!”

“ʽCept, it’s good for looking out of, too.”

“That explains the blood.”

“And that’s only from the fall. Imagine what would’ve happened if her hex’d got me?”

“… Would it have still been worth it?”

“Probably.”

“Next time, I’m coming with you.”